This one will tickle the funny bone, especially our Mormon friends! Katie went to visit a couple of our friends who happen to attend the Mormon church. This is what she told me when we got home...
Katie: You know, one of the dictionaries at Ed and Cathy's house is afraid of caterpillars.
Me: The DICTIONARY is afraid of caterpillars? What are you talking about?
Katie: Well, one of the dictionaries told me to put a caterpillar on the other one. When I did he started yelling and jumping around.
Me: How in the world did a dictionary talk to you or jump around? What kind of dictionary are you talking about? ( I was VERY puzzled at this point.)
Katie: Momma! You know! The dictionaries! Like the ones that always visited us when we were in Virginia! The ones in the white shirts! The Elders!
Me: Do you mean MISSIONARIES?
Katie: Yeah! The dictionaries!
Wow... I was blown away. It was so funny! Katie got mad at me for laughing, but it just cracked me up!
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Katie was VERY serious about this next "Katieism". I took her a Sonic lunch to school one day and dropped it off. This is the conversation we had when I picked her up that afternoon:
Katie: Did you know that the salt from Sonic is poisonous?
Me: The salt at Sonic is poisonous? Who told you that?
Katie: Nobody had to tell me, it's written right on the package... "Ten died".
Me: The package of salt says ten DIED? I don't think they would put that on their salt packages.
Katie: Yes it did! It said ONE-ZERO-D-I-D-E.
Me: (giggling by now) Katie, it's I-O-D-I-D-E, not ONE-ZERO-D-I-D-E. That spells iodide. That is the main ingredient in salt.
Katie: Oh, well, it looked like ten died!
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hahaha:-) john and I both laughed at those, esp. the 10 died!!! I LOVE IT!!! She i sgetting so big! see you in a few short weeks!!!!